If you’ve been craving a pepperoni pizza in Toronto lately, you might have noticed a few changes.
The Californian tomatoes? Swapped for Italian ones.
Ohio-made pepperoni? Replaced with Ontario and Quebec meats.
And that Coke you were reaching for? Now it’s sparkling water sweetened with Canadian maple syrup.
Why? Because Canada has had just about enough of Trump’s economic jabs.
Anger Is Bubbling Up In The North
As Trump ramps up tariffs and jokes about turning Canada into the 51st state, an unfamiliar emotion is bubbling up north: anger.
Canadians, known for their politeness, are punching back.
They are canceling U.S. vacations, booing the American anthem at sports games, and, in some cases, straight-up boycotting American goods.
When Trump slapped a 25% tariff on nearly all Canadian imports, Trudeau fired back with his own $20.8 billion counterpunch.
“Canadians are reasonable and we are polite, but we will not back down from a fight,” he declared.
Meanwhile, U.S. goods are vanishing from Canadian shelves faster than a hockey puck off the ice.
Even government liquor stores in Ontario have pulled American booze.
The kicker? Trump’s trade war has unexpectedly united Canada, boosting national pride and even reviving support for the struggling Liberal Party.
Looks like Trump may have done what no Canadian politician could: get the country to rally together. Elbows up, Canada—it’s game time.
